Bree Sux

One time Bree came over to my house and she was wearing broken jeans. The worst part is they weren't even broken from excessive wear, SHE BOUGHT THEM THAT WAY! These jeans had little slits on the front from the bottom all the way up. WTF‽ (That's an interrobang. Interrobangs are awesome.) Anyways, also on Halloween she dressed up as a pirate. Who even dresses up as pirates on Halloween? Pirates aren't even scary. If you wanna be something scary for Halloween dress up as something that is actually scary like IG-88 or Kathy Bates so you can get candy. And the buttons, don't even get me started on the buttons. She started creating these buttons with little gemstone things on them. She wouldn't even make me an Afrika Bambaataa themed button, WHAT GIVES‽ (I told you they're awesome.) She might as well just drop the button idea and get started on bedazzling. There are a lot of people with lucrative careers in bedazzling. Anyways, that's really all I have to say about Bree-tard for now.